I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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