i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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