I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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