he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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