There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So apparently I’m into choking now
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