When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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