Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
