Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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