YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
two words...techno handjob
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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