Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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