worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
