Quick, to the slutcave!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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