textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My bed smells like the plague
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