I just made out with a guy for $7.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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