I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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