I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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