He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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