To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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