Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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