Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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