last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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