i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
