She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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