Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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