So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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