Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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