plz talk dirty to me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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