We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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