Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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