i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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