Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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