yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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