i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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