can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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