I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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