Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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