She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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