So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Pants are for mortals
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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