your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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