I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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