So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i out mim tonsoeep
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