You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
