I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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