I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
