What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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