is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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