Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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