He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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