Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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