So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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