The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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