how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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