So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Text me some of your sweat
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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