My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
More tranny stories later!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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