What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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